"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a
very very low crime rate."
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And
second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."
"Bitch set me up."
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third
term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush
and Michael Dukakis no less."
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are
racist. The law of gravity is racist."
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an
international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As
mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?"
"People have criticized me because my security detail is
larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself are there more
people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can
assure you there are."
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which
were black, were the ultimate sacrifice."
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the
slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in
the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a
Republican."
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just
because they deem it necessary?"
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask
you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility
to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!"
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am
an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble
man."
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