He who has imagination without learning has wings and no feet. --Joseph Joubert

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A Human Mind,
Once Stretched By An Original Thought,
Can Never Regain Its Original Proportions.
Mister Wizard!

There's so much comedy on television.
Does that cause comedy in the streets?

-- Dick Cavett

a true story from dave kp:

"I just received my info packet from Washington University, one of the many schools I am considering for transfer, but this is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that when I requested the info packet via their web form, in the Name field they had a pull down menu. You could choose either "Mr", "Mrs", or "Rev". In the Additional Comments field I politely, perhaps even enthusiastically explained that I am a minister of the Universal Life Church (and a genuine Pope), and that they, too, could be come minsters by following the URL I gave them.

I can't say I wasn't suprised, but I was disappointed that there was no form of acknowledgement of this fact in the packet... not even a flyer about religious services on campus or anything!

P.S. Everyone in my dorm hall is now a minister thanks to yours truly."

"i don't know about happily ever after, but i know about happily..."
- Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie Bat

one billion and one

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Last updated 10/12/98