What is our obsession with being the best? Eveyone wants to have the
most money, the fastest car, the "healthiest" body, the brightest
children. We all want people to think we're wonderfully together and
happy and in control, even if we're not (and who is?). This sense of
"keeping up with the Joneses" is grained into us from early childhood,
when we're pushed into toilet training and learning to share and read.
The pressure increases through our school years and seems to reach a
fever pitch by high school. Grade inflation runs rampant - everybody
wants that A, and if they don't get it their parents will want to know
why - and even freshmen are urged to take classes that will "look good
on your transcript."
What happened to childhood? Studies show that teenagers need more sleep
than other age groups, and that we are predisposed to be nocturnal.
The whole "stay up late and sleep 'till afternoon" image of teenagers
isn't an act of rebellion, but a natural pattern that teenagers tend
to fall into. Having us wake up at the crack of dawn (often dressing
in the dark on chilly winter mornings) to stagger into school by seven
thirty and then expecting us to absorb knowledge - and be thankful for
it - is unrealistic at best.
A school is not a factory, with teachers molding their unwilling
products into quality goods, ready to be stacked on grocery store
shelves and fulfil their allotted functions. But schools often
resemble factories, or prisons, or other places no one willingly
enters unless he has to. They are generally brick and cement boxes
with few or no windows and harsh artificial lighting which overcharge
for institutional food which must be eaten in the requisite half hour
before the herd migration back into our cages. The teachers' attempts
to "brighten" and de-institutionalize the classrooms with posters and
projects (usually sporting cheesy slogans like "smoking stinks!" or
"no hablas cuando el profesor està hablando") are sad and
almost laughable. My own school is painted several lovely shades:
vomit pink, vomit green, vomit brown, and vomit orange. This provides
quite a wonderful learning environment.
While cooped in this hideous dungeon, we are forced to sit in butt-
numbing chairs arranged in rows as we listen to the teacher scramble
to fit her lesson into the required fifty-eight minutes. When the bell
rings, we all leap to our feet (emerging miraculously from our
catatonia) and stampede out the door, hoping to enjoy some form of
human interaction before bolting to the next class for fifty-eight
minutes of brain-melting, note-scribbling boredom. Repeat this six
times a day, five days a week, for at least eight years (middle school
and high school, that is - elementary school was pretty dern fun).
There are many jokes made about students "learning" information,
regurgitating it into an exam book in a sticky wet heap, and promptly
forgetting it again. But every joke is based on some grain of observed
reality, and this one is no exception. Our heads are stuffed with
mostly-useless information, and if we didn't drain most of it out to
make room for the new, our heads would explode. It's a frightening
thought - hundreds of sticky student brains bursting through their
skulls and plastering school walls all over the world.
What can't be fit into class time becomes, of course, homework. This
is even more dreaded than the classes themselves, because not only
does it infringe upon (take over, really) our "free" time, but there's
no limit to it. Particularly vicious teachers can vent their
frustrations on suffering children and embark on wild power trips just
before the end-of-class bell rings. I know kids who work until
midnight, sleep a few hours, and wake up at 4am to do some more work.
What's wrong with this picture?! As I said, it's a well-known fact
that teenagers need more sleep than any other age group, yet we're the
ones who are forced to roll out of bed at dawn, and then to stay up
late by slave-driving sports coaches and theater directors as well as
too much homework. It's insane.
And people wonder why teenagers are so "rebellious." Why would we want
to conform to a system that treats us like shit? And besides, it's
tough to be civil when you've only gotten four hours of sleep a night
for the past six months. All I'm saying is, a little school reform
goes a long way. Be nice to your youth, and the youth will be nice(r)
to you in return.
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sparkyville
"Sometimes I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me
angry. It merely astonishes me. How can anyone deny themselves the
pleasure of my company? It's beyond me." ~Zora Neale Hurston (1907 -
1960)
written 03/17 - 03/31/98